What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 23:59

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO